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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、今天去买了盒套套,结帐的时候,收银的妹子看了看我,说:这是杜蕾斯喔,你要?我回答,恩,妹子见状,又说了一遍这是,避孕套,我回答,恩。你要买?……你TM是几个意思

2、“想找个什麽样的男朋友?”“智商低又瘦小的”“啊?为什麽?”“智商低就骗不了我,万一他胆肥了骗我,我也能打死他!!”

3、小王问老张:“在路上遇到抬棺材的,要躲在前面好?还是躲在后面好?”老张:“躲在里面最好!”

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